Bedtime

Last night after I was already in bed and the live was

in the kitchen for his nightly water refill {an annoying habit, by the way}.

TLI: ohhhh shoot!

Me: what?!

TLI: oh nothing.

Me: what happened?!

TLI: I'd rather not say.

Me: I'd rather you did, so spill it.

TLI: well, you know at home how our sink is on the left?

Me: the left of what??

TLI: the kitchen

Me: okay???

TLI: well, I forgot that the sink was on the right here.

Me: and???

TLI: well, it's dark and for the last two nights I've been pouring out my old water on the left.

Me: into WHAT?

TLI: the stove.

Me: ----------------

Enough said.